The Official Know Your Enemy Merch Store
Apparel
Premium Know Your Enemy apparel — tees, hoodies, sweatshirts & more
Accessories
Complete your Know Your Enemy collection
Why Choose Know Your Enemy Merch?
Gear that matches the depth of the conversation.
Premium Materials
Every piece is printed on heavyweight, ring-spun cotton or cozy fleece. Built to last through many listens.
Thoughtful Designs
Inspired by the show's sharp analysis and cultural critique. Minimalist, bold, and always on point.
For the Community
This merch is made by fans for fans. You wear it, you're part of the conversation.
Ethical Production
Printed on demand to reduce waste. No overproduction, just quality gear made when you order.
What Listeners Are Saying
Real reviews from the Know Your Enemy community.
“The 'Paleocon' hoodie is my new favorite. Heavy fabric, great print, and it sparks conversations everywhere I go.”
“I bought the 'Sincerely, the Left' mug and it's become my go-to for morning coffee. Dishwasher safe and the print still looks perfect.”
“The shipping was fast and the tee fits perfectly. I love that the designs are subtle enough for everyday wear but still show my allegiance to the pod.”
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Standard shipping within 5-10 business days in the US. Free shipping on orders over $75.
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